Wednesday, October 18, 2017

Dinosaur turd

These dinosaur poo photographs are funny and Freda is so cute  :-)
Photographer: Tania Kayrala, 2017 October
Location: A cave in Rock Island, Wollemi National Park, NSW, Australia

I am joking, it is not dinosaur shit. It is a stalagmite.

Now, in a limestone cave, stalactites and stalagmites are composed of deposition of calcium carbonate and other minerals. But here, it is formed by mud dripping down from the ceiling.

A photograph of the ceiling of the same cave is:

Photographer: Paul Ma, 2017 September
Same location as the pics by Tania Kayrala

When a stalagmite reaches the ceiling, it becomes a mud column ... as in the 2 pics below:
(But I'm no where as cute as Freda.)

Photographer: David Hou, 2017 October
Location: near Goochs Crater, Blue Mountains National Park, NSW, Australia

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Friday, October 13, 2017

Why do you climb mountains?

Why do I climb mountains?
If you have to ask the question, you wouldn't understand the answer.

The mountain in the above pic is Castell y Gwynt. It is a top of Glyder Fach in Snowdonia, north-west Wales.
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Tuesday, October 3, 2017

Happiness for a woman ...

Happiness is ... watchig the man of your life cooking for you.
(I thought happiness for a woman is when her husband finishes the food although it is not delicious.)

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Saturday, September 23, 2017

Monday, September 18, 2017

Old man's sex urge

Old man in bed: "Do you think the doctor could give me some pills to improve my sex urge ?"
Woman: "No lad - He can only heal the sick - not raise the dead !"

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Wednesday, September 13, 2017


Nine: "I'm greater than you!"
Eight (lying down): "What about now?"

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Friday, September 8, 2017

Bare breasts at beach

Husband to wife: "Jesus Helen - you can't go on to the beach like that !  It's obscene!
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Sunday, September 3, 2017

Monday, August 28, 2017

Vibrator power too strong

Researcher: "Experiment 43 with the Dilton Vibrator Special ... Need to cut down on power."
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Wednesday, August 23, 2017

Mountaineering cycle

The cycle of mountaineering:
  - Start planning next climb
  - Climb while experiencing great discomfort
  - Swear you'll never do something this miserable again
  - Summit mountain
  - Get home safely
  - Forget misery
  - Start planing next climb
  - etc

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Friday, August 18, 2017

Statistics - Type I and Type II Errors

Man pregnant ... Type I error - False positive
Woman not pregnant ... Type II error - False negative
Why didn't my stats lecturer explain it to me this way !

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Sunday, August 13, 2017

Same face for male and female

In this illusion by Richard Russell, the same face appears to be female when the skin tone is made lighter (left image) and male when the skin tone is made darker (right image).

The illusion works because changing the skin tone affects the face’s contrast – the difference between the darkest parts of the face (lips and eyes) and lightest parts (the skin).

Few would regard facial contrast as a defining feature of either sex, but in fact, contrast is on average higher in females than males.

Even without consciously knowing it, our brains are attuned to the difference in contrast between the sexes, and so contrast is one cue the brain uses to determine gender. When other cues are removed, contrast can be the deciding factor.

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Tuesday, August 8, 2017

Thursday, August 3, 2017

Vevey Funi

Photographed in 2014-09 along Grand' Rue, Montreux, Switzerland ~~~
For English speakers, the bus in front is  Very Funny  :-)

In case you are curious:
- Vevey-Funi is Vevey-Mont Pelerin funicular station in Vevey.
- Left red arrow in the upper pic: Eurotel Montreux, Grand' Rue 81, 1820 Montreux, Switzerland
- Right red arrow: Fer de Lance, Grand' Rue 74, 1820 Montreux, Switzerland

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Sunday, July 23, 2017

Earth is the only planet with wine

Photographed in 2017-06
A sign in Pan y Mermelada, a restaurant/cafe

"Save the Earth   It is the only planet with wine"

By the way, Pan y Mermelada is a nice restaurant. Food is tasty ... well worth visiting !
Address: Calle Cárcer, 2, 29008 Málaga, Spain  (Corner of Calle Cárcer & Calle Beatas)

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