Wednesday, May 23, 2018

Men who never listen


Men who never listen
Actually men also don't see things.

Are you on the list?
I'm glad my name Paul is not on the list.

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Tuesday, May 8, 2018

Snake - a very special moment during a bushwalk


Species: Highland Copperhead (Austrelaps ramsayi)
Location: Close to the summit of Mt Scabby, ACT, Australia
Date: 2018 January

Usually snakes would move out of the way when they heard people approaching.
Not this one !  This one was not afraid of us, not budging from its ground.
Glad we saw it first and didn't step on it !
It also liked to flick its tongue in and out.

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Thursday, May 3, 2018

Saturday, April 28, 2018

A teacher's heart


Doctor to teacher:
"Your heart is slightly larger than the average human heart, but that's because you're a teacher."

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Monday, April 23, 2018

Say no to Reincarnation


Reformed Buddhists:
    Don't make the same mistake twice
    Say NO to reincarnation

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Friday, April 13, 2018

Ape with a phone


Finally the fourth ape!
He is the sum of the first three:
He sees nobody, hears nobody and speaks to nobody.

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Tuesday, April 3, 2018

Honesty


Interviewer: "What's your greatest weakness?"
Girl: "Honesty."
Interviewer: "I don't think that honesty is a weakness."
Girl: "I don't give a shit what you think."

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Wednesday, March 28, 2018

Doesn't Matter


Along with "Anti-matter" and "Dark Matter", we've recently discovered "Doesn't Matter", which appears to have no effect on the universe whatsoever.
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Friday, March 23, 2018

Putangirua Pinnacles


The amazing Putangirua Pinnacles in New Zealand North Island !
They are examples of hoodoo rocks.
More photographs of the
Putangirua Pinnacles plus trip report are in my 2018-02 blog in this link:
http://mntviews.blogspot.com.au/2018/02/putangirua-pinnacles-new-zealand-north.html

( One of Australia's lone hoodoo rock, called the Totem Pole, is my 2017-10 blog:
http://mntviews.blogspot.com.au/2017/10/totem-pole-wollemi-nat-pk-nsw-australia.html )
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Sunday, March 18, 2018

Chocolate


11th commandment:
Eat your enemy and forgive yourself !

Photograph: Courtesy of Ciel Palacio ... She is the beautiful girl in the above pic.

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Tuesday, March 13, 2018

Aim


I aim to keep this bathroom clean ...
You aim will HELP !

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Thursday, March 8, 2018

i before e


i before e
Except when your foreign neighbour Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from feisty caffeinated weightlifters.
Weird.

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Wednesday, February 28, 2018

Perfume for husband


Two comics by Randy Glasbergen

My husband is a workaholic. Got any perfume that smells like a desk?

Above pic is photographed in a shop called "Fragrifert - Victorian Perfumery" at top of cable car station at Kelburn, Wellington, New Zealand.
2018-02-11


I want my husband to pay more attention to me. Got any perfume that smells like a computer?
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Friday, February 23, 2018

Cure for sore throat


Female colleague 1: Hi. It seems you are not well today ...
Female colleague 2: Yes. I have a sore throat. It seems that I will get ill ...
Female colleague 1: I know a very good medicine for your throat. Each time I have a sore throat I blow my husband and the next day I am great.
Female colleague 2: Hhmmm... Ok...


The following day

Female colleague 1: Hi. Are you better today?
Female colleague 2: I'm fine. Your idea was great. Your husband couldn't believe it was your idea !

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